I promised you it so here's my Vampires Suck movie review. *Spoiler alert!*

The movie is supposedly only for those who could not sit throughout the original ones, and by them, but I don't think that's true. I enjoyed the originals and found this parody hilarious!

Plot:
The storyline follows both Twilight and New Moon, combined. Omits some parts of course but it's sticking to the original story. What makes it hilarious? The references, exaggerations and acting. It is not your everyday parody, you need your brain to get the jokes, which range from subtle as "No Service" iPhone [At&t joke] trough The Black Eyed Peas joke and up to Jacob's contract. You need to watch tv shows to get some of the jokes such as TrueBlood [HBO tv show/drink], Glee [Where the main girl there gets egged as well], Gossip Girl's narration [laughed so hard!], The Jersey Shore cast is there and so are The Kardashians references . But most jokes are about the original movies so you should be fine with only that.

Cast: Excellent! They resemble the original cast and aren't exactly no names, seen most of them before.

Special effects: Well done but exaggerated, obviously!

Music: Nothing special, except It's raining men! LOL Music is almost always present but it's quite subtle, special, and cliche, sounds however are all over the place.

Verdict: Worth watching! If only for the fans gone wild and Gaga's five seconds appearance!