This is how you ruin a single:

1.You take a great song, let's say Gettin Over by David Guetta ft. Chris Willis

2.You then add some crazy unknown and creepy unknown band/groups, let's say LMFAO. Make them talk, I mean ... rap.

3. To top the audio off you beg some famous singer to steal some of the lines of your original singer. Fergie let's say. Ask her to try and make the song catchy by adding lyrics from one of her hits, the older the better.

5. Add the cherry on top, to be read as awful video. Make sure the longest continuous scene has a length of maximum five seconds. Viewers' eyes must be bleeding so they don't notice the product placements, which by the way have to be as obvious as red on green and as irrelevant as possible.

Bonus: Try to get a black dude to spin a basketball on his middle finger.

Extra special tip: Your famous singer MUST sound like he/she is in pain. Or sick. Or crazy. Studies show that combining pain and crazy gets you a lot of admirers.

So let's just get this over with. Here's an example, sorry if it takes you five minutes to read it:

David Guetta feat. Fergie, LMFAO & Chris Willis - Gettin' Over